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answering message 138
 
 
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...

answering message 158
 
 
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.

answering message 160
 
 
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.

answering message 170
 
 
Please leave a tone after the message.


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