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answering message 89
 
 
Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice:

Wanting...

Waiting...

For you,

To justify your call...

answering message 137
 
 
Hi, you've reached Meredith's room. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, but my waveform has temporarily collapsed, so leave a message, and I'll call you when I've pulled myself together.

answering message 154
 
 
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?

answering message 194
 
 
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling...


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