mike tyson's computer
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?
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It has two bytes and no memory.
farts and enrique iglesias
What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
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a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They both stink.
bob dole
Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?
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A: They both took 410 days to be erected.
writing's powerful message
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
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When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
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