redneck...bath
If your wife says 'Come move this trasmission so I can take a bath.'... you might be a redneck.
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yo po' and yo bathroom be nasty
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, “4th bottle to the left.”
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two hicks at a toy store
Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle.
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"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.
"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."
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