in arkansas they got grody teeth
Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
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Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
redneck at the restaurant
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumbs of food marched right towards him.
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The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."
you might be a redneck...fingernail
You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick!
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redneck thief
Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?
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A: "Six-finger discount!"
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