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shoot the pig
 
 
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling — what should I do?'

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"

you might be a redneck...wine
 
 
You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own beer!
redneck marital woes
 
 
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
you might be a redneck...crime scene
 
 
You might be a redneck if there has ever been a crime scene tape across your bathroom door!

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