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the fishing spot
 
 
One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.

Bob said, 'I know. I can spit in the water!'

But Bubba said, ' No! How will we know it's your spit?'

They thought and thought and finally Bob said, ' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!'

But Bubba said 'No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?'

you might be a redneck...chew
 
 
You might be a redneck if you spit chewing tobacco in the plants!
you might be a redneck if...bowling
 
 
You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night!
y'might be a redneck
 
 
Y'might be a redneck if ya hear a triangle at the opera n' say "It's time fer dinner?"

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