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redneck on the radio
 
 
A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks, 'If I get divorced from my wife, does that mean she ain't my sister any more?'
attention-seeking redneck
 
 
What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”
cow pat lip gloss
 
 
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."

you might be a redneck
 
 
You might be redneck if your house has more miles on it than your car!

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