you might be a redneck... toilet
Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!
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gonna marry
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
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Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
you might be a redneck...custody
You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!
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you might be a redneck if...pool table
You might be a redneck if one of your kids was born on a pool table!
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