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you might be a redneck
 
 
If your wife ever says, "Take the carburetor out of the tub so I can take a bath," you might be a redneck.
why'd the redneck?
 
 
Why'd the redneck cross the road?

Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
designated drunkard
 
 
Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.
you might be a redneck if...
 
 
You might be a redneck if you've got more than one brother named Darryl!

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