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you might be a redneck
 
 
You might be a redneck if you steal bank canisters and use them as food containers!
double shot of redneckness
 
 
You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.

You might be a redneck if you think the first four words of the national anthem are, 'Gentlemen start your engines'.
three dumb hunters
 
 
Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

you might be a redneck...q-tips
 
 
You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-Tips!

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