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i guess that's fair
 
 
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"

arkansas toothbrush
 
 
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?

If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".

tooth
 
 
You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth.
you might be a redneck
 
 
You might be a redneck if you keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table!

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