Redneck jokes

A man was sitting next to a very attractive woman on an airplane. To start conversation, he asked her what kind of men she was interested in. Her first choice was American Indian men, since they're so rugged. After that she said that Jewish men were pretty attractive too. Not belonging to either of those categories, the man asked if there were any other kinds of men she liked to date. She thought for a moment and then said Southern men, because they're so gentlemanly. At this point, she realized she didn't know the man's name.

"Well, my name's Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

If it had been anywhere else, it would have been a TEETHbrush.

You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealing food stamps.