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the last southern virgin
 
 
What do you call a 12 year old girl from Louisiana who's a virgin?

Faster than her brothers.

the redneck's milk
 
 
How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

you might be a blonde... thesaurus
 
 
You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!
a country war
 
 
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"

The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?"

"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"

The Tennessee man said, "COuld you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabam?"


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