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you might be a redneck...fireworks
 
 
You might be a redneck if...

your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.

you might be a redneck...paved road
 
 
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include 'Turn off the paved road...'
redneck family values
 
 
You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kid.
gonna marry
 
 
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"

Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.

"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."


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