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nutty hunters
 
 
Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time. Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.

But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.

"Well, I was when the snake bit me," said Steve. "And I was when the bear attacked me... but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."

rednecks' teeth
 
 
Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?

A: A full set of teeth
redneck home inspection
 
 
You might be a redneck if you regularly check the mileage on your home.
redneck spelling test
 
 
You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you can't spell it.

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