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redneck disaster
 
 
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?

Someone's fixin to lose a house trailer...
you might be a redneck...pick-up
 
 
You might be a redneck if your mattress has more miles than your pick-up.
pump kin
 
 
You might be a redneck if...

...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!

railroad redneck
 
 
Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."

The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself."

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."

The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."

"Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He done packed his own vittles."


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