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cletus's christmas
 
 
You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.
redneck home improvement
 
 
You might be a redneck if a capital home improvement is four tires and rims
he's so lucky, he's a star
 
 
What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky!
redneck at the restaurant
 
 
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumbs of food marched right towards him.

The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your crapper?"

The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."


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