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monster mystery
 
 
What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12?

A redneck bar on friday night

two hicks at a toy store
 
 
Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle.

"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.

"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."

yo po' and yo bathroom be nasty
 
 
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, “4th bottle to the left.”
redneck yardwork
 
 
You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn and find a car.

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