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three dumb hunters
 
 
Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

redneck communion
 
 
You might be a redneck if your congregation uses shot glasses for communion.
you might be a redneck...q-tips
 
 
You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-Tips!
redneck marital woes
 
 
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.

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