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louisiana tourist attraction
 
 
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg."

you might be a redneck if...match
 
 
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your bathroom it blew your house off its wheels!
redneck photo op
 
 
You might be a redneck if your last pictures were taken from the front and side.
the redneck-unabomber connection
 
 
What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They've both been fingered by their brothers.


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