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you might be a redneck if...whiskey
 
 
You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of 'Most Admired People!'
a country war
 
 
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"

The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?"

"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"

The Tennessee man said, "COuld you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabam?"

you might be a redneck if...match
 
 
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your bathroom it blew your house off its wheels!
you might be a redneck if...numbers
 
 
You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!

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