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32 rednecks
 
 
Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

southern university psychology
 
 
At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," she said.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ."

tricky, tricky
 
 
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
a roomful of rednecks
 
 
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?

A full set of teeth.


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