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what a gasser
A young man goes home from a war to see his mother in the hills of West Virginia. She has never left the hills and has never seen anything like her son's uniform or gun. He shows his mother both items, then she asks about the grenades on his belt.

He says,"'Well, you pull the pin and throw it."

She still doesn't quite get it, so he decides to demonstrate and throws it into the backyard.

The outhouse blows up and his mother cries, "Son you shouldn't have done that! Your father was in there."

And out crawls his father, all covered in dirt. He looks over at the hole and says, "Good thing I didn't let that off in the house."

rednecks and tv
You might be a redneck if you don't know what day Saturday Night Live comes on TV.
You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth.
you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if you keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table!

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