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redneck beaver
 
 
You know your a redneck if a beaver bites your nipple off!
redneck with empty tank
 
 
You might be a redneck if you sell your car for gas money.
dubya, obviously not jewish
 
 
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby.

They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.

After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"

you might be a redneck...custody
 
 
You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!

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