redneck at the restaurant
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumbs of food marched right towards him.
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The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."
you might be a redneck...
You might be a redneck if you think all-star wrestling should be an Olympic sport!
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lightbulb... rednecks
How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
you might be a redneck...beer
You might be a redneck if your wedding reception included a beer brunch!
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