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fast food for rednecks
 
 
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.
david's brother david
 
 
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.

"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

redneck bubblebath
 
 
How does a redneck take a bubblebath?

With water, bubblebath liquid and a Jeff Foxworthy CD.
you might be a redneck... toilet
 
 
Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!

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