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redneck beaver
 
 
You know your a redneck if a beaver bites your nipple off!
redneck baby
 
 
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."
redneck with empty tank
 
 
You might be a redneck if you sell your car for gas money.
gonna marry
 
 
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"

Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.

"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."


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