monks made a mistake
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.
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"You see, there are the originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls were copied from these."
"Can I see one?"
"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--" All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees.
"What? What does it say?"
"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"
space shuttle redneck
How'd the redneck git lost in space?
He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!
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He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!
a redneck retaliation
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
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The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I'm talking to the guy on your lap!!!!
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