lightbulb... rednecks
How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
you might be a redneck if...champagne
You might be a redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a mafia boss!
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american divorce
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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a redneck retaliation
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
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The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I'm talking to the guy on your lap!!!!
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