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you might be a redneck...fingernail
 
 
You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick!
redneck thief
 
 
Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

redneck fitness
 
 
You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
ba ba black sheep
 
 
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."


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