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the redneck-unabomber connection
 
 
What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They've both been fingered by their brothers.

southern university psychology
 
 
At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," she said.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ."

the redneck's milk
 
 
How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

you might be a blonde... thesaurus
 
 
You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!

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