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redneck's last words
 
 
What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "
132 legs and 8 teeth
 
 
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

ark-n-saw
 
 
A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
redneck jedi ii
 
 
You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."

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