you might be a redneck if... father
You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because you're both in the same grade!
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the redneck-unabomber connection
What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?
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They've both been fingered by their brothers.
redneck at the restaurant
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumbs of food marched right towards him.
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The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."
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