cletus's christmas
You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.
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redneck at the restaurant
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumbs of food marched right towards him.
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The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."
arkansas: it's a wild place
Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?
They would just tell the women to try another brother.
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They would just tell the women to try another brother.
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