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top ten error messages
 
 
The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought

  1. "That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough."

  2. "If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."

  3. "The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."

  4. "Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."

  5. "Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain."

  6. "Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."

  7. "Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."

  8. "That General Protection Fault is not yours."

  9. "You're using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"

  10. "I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"

too many y2k fears
 
 
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious

  1. You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar.

  2. You don't have to go to the grocery store for a year.

  3. You invited the local football team over to eat twice this week, and you still have food left!

  4. You have no savings left because you used it to prepare.

  5. You spent the first week of the new year digging up all your valubles.

  6. You went to the bank on Monday and deposited $2000 of one & five dollar bills.

  7. You went ahead and had your water shut off, so you could use your stored bottled water.

  8. You were depressed because nothing happened !!

recent cartoon rejects
 
 
The Top Recently Rejected Saturday Morning Cartoons

  1. "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf."

  2. "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home."

  3. "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth."

  4. "Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!"

  5. "The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers."

  6. "Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood."

  7. "The Land of The Lost...The Barney Years."

  8. "COPS" in full color animation!

scary fortune cookies
 
 
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie

  1. We know where you live.

  2. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.

  3. Everyone's meal today is on you!

  4. The "special sauce" came from the floor!

  5. Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!

  6. Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.

  7. A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.

  8. Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.

  9. See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.

  10. MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe


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