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thinnest books around
 
 
Thinnest Books

  1. The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton

  2. The Amish Phone Directory

  3. Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette

  4. George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names

  5. French Hospitality

  6. Everything Women Know About Men

  7. Everything Men Know About Women

  8. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches

  9. Different Ways To Spell Bob

  10. Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors

  11. America's Most Popular Lawyers

  12. Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean

  13. The Wild Years-By Al Gore

  14. Things I Would Not Do For Money-By Dennis Rodman

  15. Human Rights Advances In China

  16. To All The Men I've Loved Before-By Ellen Degeneres

  17. The Engineer's Guide To Fashion

  18. My Plan To Find The Real Killers-By O. J. Simpson

  19. How To Land A Plane At Martha's Vineyard - By Jfk, Jr.

good to be american
 
 
Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American

  1. You can have a woman president without electing her

  2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it

  3. You can call Budweiser beer

  4. You can be a crook and still be president

  5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything

  6. If you can breathe you can get a gun

  7. You can invent a new public holiday every year

  8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

  9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"

  10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

  11. You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.

disney cruise delays
 
 
The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line

  1. Pluto's "accident" on Deck 3

  2. Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.

  3. Exterminator killed off "rat" problem only to discover they were Mickey and Minnie's cousins.

  4. Drunken dispute between Donald and The Mighty Ducks over who was mightier.

  5. Charo kept showing up.

  6. The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" kept eating the midnight buffet.

  7. The Seven Dwarfs vandalized the ship after failing to meet the "You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride" Requirements.

  8. Stench of seawater and 101 Dalmations was too strong.

  9. Tour guide Goofy goes into drunken rampage and uses Chip and Dale as Shuffleboard discs.

  10. New hires Doc,Isaac,and Gopher quit days before launch,citing that this job is not as "exciting and new" as their last one.

top ten error messages
 
 
The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought

  1. "That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough."

  2. "If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."

  3. "The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."

  4. "Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."

  5. "Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain."

  6. "Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."

  7. "Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."

  8. "That General Protection Fault is not yours."

  9. "You're using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"

  10. "I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"


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