terrible history teacher
The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher
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- Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
- As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
- Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
- Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.
- Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.
- Tells you that its Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
- Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
- Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
- Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
- Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
a relationship is over
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
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- All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.
- Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!"
- Your connection to his server is constantly refused.
- You get a Dear John E-mai...Your name is Fred.
- They no longer have access to a computer due to a recent parole.
- She starts ending each sentence with only 1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!!
- She tells you that she's been working a lot. You think its a professional job; it turns out that she was responsible for the decorations at her Jr High prom!!
- During an intimate moment in a chat room, she reveals herself to be GRANDMA!!
to do at the drivethru
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
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- Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
- Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
- Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
- Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
- Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
- Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
- Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
- Ask how they fit into that little box.
- If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
- Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
- When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
- If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
- Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
- Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
- Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
- Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
- When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
- Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
- Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
good to be french
Top reasons why it's great to be French
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- Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time
- You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
- If there's a war you can surrender really early
- You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
- You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
- You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
- Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride
- People think you're a great lover even when you're not
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