recent cartoon rejects
The Top Recently Rejected Saturday Morning Cartoons
- "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf."
- "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home."
- "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth."
- "Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!"
- "The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers."
- "Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
- "The Land of The Lost...The Barney Years."
- "COPS" in full color animation!
your dentist is crazy
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
- Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
- His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
- Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
- Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
- He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
- Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
- When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
- Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
- Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
- Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
to do in space station
The Top 10 Things To Do While Confined In A Space Station
- Roll down the window and throw beer cans at passing satellites.
- Play some rather boring games of Solitaire.
- Try to bust that myth of Lays Potato Chips: Betcha Can't Eat Just One!
- Come up with as many wacky Top 10 List Topics as possible so Top 10 Boy will have work to do into the New Year.
- When the NASA camera is off, dance around to "Blue Jean" by David Bowie while wearing just your space helmet.
- Do what everyone else does, write out all of your postcards..mail them when you get home.
- Don't move, don't touch anything and if you break something, know that you will be blamed mercilessly for it and shunned by society to a Gulag in a remote part of Northern Siberia (Russian Space Station only).
- Access www.spacebabes.com on NASA's computer instead of doing those meaningless space experiments.
- Call Martian Escort Service..hope like hell they take American Express.
- Watch All of Pauly Shore's movies...try to find examples of humor, plot and a reason for making it.
checking the salad bar
The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up
- Anything that's moving.
- Green Carrots.
- Moldy Croutons.
- Body parts.
- Blood in the French Dressing.
- A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
- I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
- Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
- How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.
- The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.
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