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recent cartoon rejects
 
 
The Top Recently Rejected Saturday Morning Cartoons

  1. "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf."

  2. "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home."

  3. "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth."

  4. "Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!"

  5. "The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers."

  6. "Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood."

  7. "The Land of The Lost...The Barney Years."

  8. "COPS" in full color animation!

your dentist is crazy
 
 
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

  1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

  2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"

  3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

  4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.

  5. He...ummm..licks his tools clean.

  6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

  7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

  8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

  9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

  10. Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

to do in space station
 
 
The Top 10 Things To Do While Confined In A Space Station

  1. Roll down the window and throw beer cans at passing satellites.

  2. Play some rather boring games of Solitaire.

  3. Try to bust that myth of Lays Potato Chips: Betcha Can't Eat Just One!



  4. Come up with as many wacky Top 10 List Topics as possible so Top 10 Boy will have work to do into the New Year.

  5. When the NASA camera is off, dance around to "Blue Jean" by David Bowie while wearing just your space helmet.

  6. Do what everyone else does, write out all of your postcards..mail them when you get home.

  7. Don't move, don't touch anything and if you break something, know that you will be blamed mercilessly for it and shunned by society to a Gulag in a remote part of Northern Siberia (Russian Space Station only).

  8. Access www.spacebabes.com on NASA's computer instead of doing those meaningless space experiments.

  9. Call Martian Escort Service..hope like hell they take American Express.

  10. Watch All of Pauly Shore's movies...try to find examples of humor, plot and a reason for making it.

checking the salad bar
 
 
The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up

  1. Anything that's moving.

  2. Green Carrots.

  3. Moldy Croutons.

  4. Body parts.

  5. Blood in the French Dressing.

  6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

  7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

  8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.

  9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.

  10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.


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