halloween handouts
The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts
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- Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.
- Teeth removing Taffy
- Metamucil in a straw
- Ex-Lax Brownies
- Caramel Covered Zucchini
- Colored Crisco on a Stick
- Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts
- Chocolate Covered Prunes
- A Handful of Red Man
- Anything that ticks!
to do at the drivethru
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
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- Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
- Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
- Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
- Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
- Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
- Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
- Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
- Ask how they fit into that little box.
- If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
- Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
- When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
- If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
- Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
- Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
- Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
- Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
- When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
- Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
- Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
well, how do i look?
The Top Bad Response For Guys To Give To The "How Do I Look" Question
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- "That's a great outfit honey but Halloween was 6 weeks ago."
- "I ain't seen a caboose that big since Amtrak left town."
- "Uh-uh, the last time I answered that question, I went temporarily blind."
- "Ssshhh, the games on right now..go look in the mirror, that's what its there for!!"
- "Oh man, I'm gonna lose my lunch."
- "Like the girl I was with yesterday."
- "Like someone in dire need for some liposuction."
- "Well, if I close my eyes, just like my previous, prettier girlfriend."
- "How can I put this...MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
must be out of shape
The Top Signs You're Out of Shape
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- You've ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.
- People at work only refer to you by saying "Hey fatso!"
- You've thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.
- Random strangers come up, poke you in the stomach and expect you to giggle.
- Your record is 34 Pushups and you could have done more if the Ice Cream Man would have taken plastic.
- You get the Christmas gift of Jigglin' To The Oldies.
- You cramp up while watching the New York City Marathon.
- Watching Rocky 5 is your idea of a workout video.
- The sales clerk nicely but firmly pulls you away from the jeans rack and whispers "Its Sansabelt Time, Tubby"
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