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2 canadian guys
 
 
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

blonde state of mind
 
 
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

you might be a redneck...riviera
 
 
You might be a redneck if you think the French Riviera is a foreign car!
a meal to die for
 
 
There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, “If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!”

The Irishman said, “If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!”

The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!

It was the next day, and they all had to jump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman had jam!"

A week later, it was the funeral and the Scottish lady and the English lady said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like what we put in their sandwiches?"

And the Irish lady said, “I dont know why my husband jumped off the cliff he made his own sandwiches!”


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