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100,000 frenchman
 
 
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

Their army!

the pizza
 
 
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.

He asks the delivery man, 'What the heck did you put on this pizza?'

The delivery man bows deeply and says, 'We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.'

saddam hussein & his chauffeur were driving ...
 
 
Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road, killing it instantly. Saddam tells his driver "Go to the farm over there & explain to the owner of the pig what happened."

One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm. His clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand & a cigar in the other. "What happened to you?", inquires Saddam.

"Well," replies the driver, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife the bottle of wine & their 19-year-old daughter made wild, passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" demands the dictator.

The chauffeur responds; "Good evening. I am Saddam Husseins chauffeur & I have just killed the pig."

osama bin laden's halloween costume
 
 
What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

Dead.


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