The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, 'What the heck did you put on this pizza?'
The delivery man bows deeply and says, 'We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.'
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm. His clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand & a cigar in the other. "What happened to you?", inquires Saddam.
"Well," replies the driver, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife the bottle of wine & their 19-year-old daughter made wild, passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" demands the dictator.
The chauffeur responds; "Good evening. I am Saddam Husseins chauffeur & I have just killed the pig."
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