iraqi law
I saw an interview in which an expert on military history said that Saddam Hussein actually has a law degree. He went on to point out that the degree was granted under somewhat unusual circumstances: Saddam Hussein was accompanied by two heavily armed guards into the examination room, and apparently it was felt that there was no need to grade the exam.
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Upon hearing this, my first thought was that Saddam had cheated. But the expert quickly pointed out that the incident demonstrates that Saddam really has an excellent understanding of Iraqi law.
saddam's bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
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"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"
"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"
"Bomb me, I need the insurance"
"Shi'ites happen"
dear old dad
Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
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A: Neither knew when to pull out!
a drunken leprechaun
A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
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"Please God", he implored, "let it be blood!"
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