Foreign jokes

Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman were sentenced to be whipped 100 times. They had the option to make it less painful by putting anything they wanted on their backs. The Frenchman, knowing alchohol eases pain, asked to have French beer on his back. The Englishman did they same with English beer. But the Irishman asked to put the Frenchman on his back!

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!

Confucious say, 'There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.'

How do you spell Canada?

*C-EH N-EH D-EH