Foreign jokes

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, “If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!”

The Irishman said, “If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!”

The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!

It was the next day, and they all had to jump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman had jam!"

A week later, it was the funeral and the Scottish lady and the English lady said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like what we put in their sandwiches?"

And the Irish lady said, “I dont know why my husband jumped off the cliff he made his own sandwiches!”

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

A Scottish man heads for home after spending the whole night in a bar drinking. He was carrying his little Scotch bottle in the left shirt pocket just in case. Suddenly, a robber appears and threatens him with a gun. The Scot gets scared, and the attacker shoots, aiming towards his heart, and then runs away.
The Scot falls down, puts his hand on his left pocket and feels something wet. He cries, 'Oh my God! I hope it's blood!' '