Foreign jokes

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.

Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "AH BEGORRAH! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!"

There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was Mexican, and the other one was Polish.
At lunch they went to the edge and the top of the building. The Mexican guy pulled out a taco and said, "If I get another taco tomorrow, I am gonna jump off this bulding."

The Chinese guy pulled out fried rice and said, "If I get fried rice tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off with you."

The Polish guy pulled out a ham sanwich and said, "If I get another ham sandwich, I'm gonna jump tomorrow with you guys too."

The next day the Mexican guy got a taco, so he jumped off the building. The Chinese guy got fried rice, so he jumped off. The Polish guy got a ham sandwich, so he jumped off.

The next day their wives had a triple funeral. The Mexican guy's wife was crying, and she said, "I could have made him a burrito or something."

The Chinese guy's wife was cring and said, "I could have made him some sushi."

The Polish guy's wife couldn't stop laughing. The other's asked her what she thought was so funny, and she replied, "My husband always made his own lunch."

Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A. Hose A and Hose B

A GOOD ONE... enjoy.

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....

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Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.