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feelin' blue
 
 
What do you call a guy with a blue penis?

A tight-fisted wanker.

whats the difference between saddam hussein ...
 
 
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.

person 1: did you know saddam has a bounty?
 
 
Person 1: Did you know saddam has a bounty on his head?

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: It's not suprising, I mean, he's had a twix over his lips for years now!

three men were in a sauna...
 
 
Three men were in a sauna. An Italian, a German, and a Pollack.

Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise. The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to be paged.

Then, they heard a ring and the German man pushed a button on his hand and put his hand up to his ear and carried a conversation.

After pressing another button on his hand the German man said that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to receive calls.

The Polish man excuses himself to use the bathroom.

He comes back, with a piece of toilet paper trailing from his butt.

The other men laugh and point. The Polish man cranes his neck around to look.

He says, "Wow! I must have gotten a fax!"


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