Redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

You might be a redneck if you and your wife have the same haircut.

One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack.

When he asked, the man said, 'I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight.'

The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.

'Well I'll tell you,' replied the man, 'If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack I'll give them both to you.'

A southern girl returned home after a summer with her grandparents in Ohio. Her friends asked her what she learned on her trip.
"Well, they have these men up there who like other men."
"Ooh. What are they called?"
"They call them gay."
"What else did you learn?"
"Well, they have these women who like other women."
"Ooh. What are they called?"
"They call them lesbians."
"Did you learn anything else?"
"Yes. They have these men who lick women in their most private parts."
"Ooh. What do they call them?"
"I don't know, but when he was done, I called him 'Precious.'"