Foreign jokes

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."

Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building. The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwhich he siad if I get one more bologna sandwhich I'm goona jump off of this building.

The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwhich, so he jumps off to his death as well.

The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, 'Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, 'If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else. 'Finally, the blonde man's wife siad ' I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch.'

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. 'Why did you do that?'asked the other men.

'We have plenty of fine wine in France,' said the man.

Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. 'Why did you do that?' asked the other men.

"'We have plenty of cigars in Cuba,' said the Cuban man.

Finally, the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throws him off the cliff. 'What did you do that for?' asked the French man.

'We have plenty of Cubans in America."

Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

1) Inflatable dart board.
2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3) A book on how to read.
4) Solar-powered flashlight.
5) Screen door on a submarine.