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yo mama's so short
 
 
Yo' mama so short, she tripped over a skittle, hit the curb, and died on impact!
yo mama's so ugly... born
 
 
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”
yo mama's so poor... skateboard
 
 
Yo mama is so poor, I picked up a skateboard and she said, “Put down my car!”
you're so poor...trashcan
 
 
You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, 'I am moving my house to another place it's too noisy out there!'

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