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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, you dad takes her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!
yo mama's such a drunk...
 
 
If it weren't for the olives in martinis, yo' mama would starve to death.
yo mama's so fat... car
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, that when she gets into a car she turns it into a low rider!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I asked to use her bathroom, so she gave me a tin can and a leaf!

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