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Yo Mama


yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I saw her shopping and told her to get the hell out of my trash can!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed!
yo mama vs. titanic
 
 
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?

A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

yo mama's so fat... smokes
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes ham.

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