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yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I sat on a garbage can and your mom said "Get off the roof!"
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly, her shadow runs away from her.
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I stepped on a cigarette butt in her house and she yelled at me for turning off the heat!
yo mama's...fat
 
 
Yo' Mama's so fat, she jumped into the ocean and caused the sequel to 'Deep Impact!'

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